Keep the vacuum cleaner today.
   Saturday, May 08, 2004, 10:00 PM

Yeah, keep the vacuum cleaner today because today sucked enough. Saturdays are always boring for me and it will stay that way i guess. I made stupid jokes and laugh over stupid things. I ramble gibberish which makes no sense to any being cept maybe conjoined chimps. I sing along to my mp3s like a drunkard and i like to hold on to the feeling of wanting to go pee. I this. I that.

You, over there. I sometimes thought to myself whether or not i've offended you in some way. Well, NO! I DIDN'T AND POSSIBLY NEVER! So please, you either socialise more so you get the right groove on, or just please stop making it seem like you're the best and others suck. If you think it's you, it is you.

Saturday is insane. I'm an Old Trafford faithful. Shut the fuck up if you dislike the Red Devils.. and smile :)
PS: Lix, your SMS touched me deeply.