Fireworks jackass.
   Thursday, August 10, 2006, 10:16 PM

I thought of some jackass stuff that can be done during the fireworks festival.

While you walk across the huge crowd waiting for the show to start, or if you're already part of it, pretend to talk on the phone and go:

1) "What?! The fireworks show's cancelled?! Why?! Really?! Fuck!"
2) "Yes, launch the stuff at 9PM, not now. I know you guys are excited. Don't delay, the crowd's huge here."
3) "No, dammit! Not purple! Start with the white and red!"
4) "Shoot them slowly okay, we got to burn like, 12 minutes like the other 2 countries."

Or talk to a friend:

1) "Eh you know, they're gonna shoot this HUGE red ones and some purple ones will sparkle around it. [More random blabbers here]. Just watch, just watch. I saw their rehearsal yesterday."
2) "You know, i farted this huge one. See if the crowd notices it when the fireworks start."
3) "What the hell are they looking into the sky for?"
4) "Secret makeout place, my ass!"
5) "Wow it's so crowded, i think i'll try touching some asses."

Or:

1) Steal a camera/tripod or both.
2) Advertise your auctioned items.
3) Step on those who are seated and say, "Ouch! Fucker."

During the show:

1) Shout every colour that you see exploding in the sky, and drag the pronounciations, eg: "Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn~~!!"
2) Shout to a friend, "This is for you, baby! Will you marry me?!"
3) Argue on the phone, "Fuck, this is not what i told them to do!!!"
4) "I regret this spot. The people here stink."
5) Stand and block short people.
6) Make loud sex noises.
7) Push the people standing close to the water.
8) Demand buying drinks from the apek stall when the apek's clearly engrossed with the show.
9) Continuously shout "Boring!" and "Lame!".
10) "Holy shit that one looks like my areola during my HIV days.."